A Comprehensive Collection Of Funny Pictograms 
                              (Character Signs) 
                       Used In Electronic Network Mail
 
   :-)         Humor
   :-) )-:     Masking theatrical comments
   :<)         For those with hairy lips
   :-{)
   :<)=        For those with beards
   :/)         Not funny
   '-)         Wink
   P-)         Pirates
   !-(
   ;-)         Sardonic incredulity
   (@ @)       You're kidding!
   :-"         Pursing lips
 
                                              
   :-v         Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
   :-V         Shout
   :-w         Speak with forked tongue
   :-W         Shout with forked tongue
   :-r         Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
   :-f
   :-p 
   :-1         Smirks 
   :-, 
   :-*         Oooops (covering mouth with hand) 
   :-T         keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) 
   :-D         said with a smile 
   :-P 
   :-y 
   8^) 
   :-o         More versions of shouting 
 
                                              
   :-O 
   :-{         Count Dracula 
   =|:-)=      Uncle Sam 
   7:)         Reagan 
   :-=)        Hitler 
   :-#         Censored 
   :~i         Smoking 
   :-Q 
   :~j         (and smiling) 
   :/i         No smoking 
   :-I         It's something, but I don't know what? 
   :->         Alternate happy face 
   :-(         Unhappy 
   :-c         Real unhappy 
   :-C         Unbelieving (jaw dropped) 
   :-<         Forlorn 
 
   :-B         Drooling (or overbite) 
   :-|         Disgusted 
   :-?         Licking your lips 
   <:>==       A turkey emoticon 
   :-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw 
   :-J         Tongue-in-cheek comments 
   :*)         Clowning around 
   :-8         Talking out both sides of your mouth 
   (:-)        Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets 
   @=          Warning about nuclear war 
   <:-)        For dumb questions 
   o=          A flaming candle for flaming msgs 
   -=          A doused candle to end a flaming msg 
   OO          Headlights on msg 
   :_)         I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out 
   .           of joint 
 
   B-)         Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses 
   8-)         Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look 
   #:-)        :-) done by someone with sort of matted hair 
   :-o         "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) 
   #:-o        Same as previous 
   |-(         Late night messages 
   :^)         Messages teasing people about their noses 
   :-{#}       Messages teasing people about their braces 
   (:-$        Message indicating person is ill... 
   (:-&        Message indicating person is angry... 
   (:-(        Message indicating person is VERY sad... 
   (:^(        Message concerning people with broken noses 
   (:<)        Message concerning blabber mouths 
   :-(=)       Message about people with big teeth 
   &:-)        Message from a person with curly hair 
   @:-)        Message from a person with wavy hair 
 
   ?-(         Message about people with a black eye 
   *:*         Message about fuzzy things 
   *:**        Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches 
   %-)         Message about people with broken glasses 
   +<:-|       Message from a monk/nun... 
   {0-)        Message from cyclops... 
   (:-|K-      Formal message. 
   ||*(        Handshake offered 
   ||*)        Handshake accepted 
   <&&>        Message concerning rubber chickens 
   2B|^2B      Message about Shakespeare 
   (-_-)       Secret smile 
   <{:-)}      Message in a bottle... 
   <:-)<<|     Message from a space rocket... 
   (:-...      Heart-breaking message... 
   <<<<(:-)    Message from a hat sales-man... 
 
   (O--<       A fishy message... 
   (:>-<       Message from a thief: hands up! 
   <I==I)      A message on four wheels 
   {           User is Alfred Hitchcock. 
   @>--->----  A rose. 
   %^)         smile with glasses 
   :-}         wearing lipstick 
   :-\         popeye smiling face 
   ;-\         popeye gets his lights punched out 
   :~)         needs a nosejob 
   :=) 
   *<|:-)      Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) 
   (-)         needing a haircut 
   0-)         wearing scuba mask 
   :-O         Wow! 
   :- |        Baboon 
 
   :-||        Anger 
   %-}         Drunk with laughter 
   *:-)        Bobble hat/baby 
   |-P         yuk 
   ~~:-(       net.flame 
   O|-)        net.religion 
   8:-I        net.unix-wizards 
   X-(         net.suicide 
   E-:-I       net.ham-radio 
   3:o[        net.pets 
   <:I         dunce 
   (:I         egghead 
   @:I         turban 
   8:-)        glasses on forehead 
   :-8(        condescending stare 
   _O_         Rudolf the waving penguin